Really funny jokes and really funny jokes one liners can be a fun way to pass the time. Short jokes, blonde jokes, knock knock jokes and rude jokes are the kind of humor I like when things get boring! Today I’m gonna be publishing some really funny humour and I will expect you guys to read it and comment!

So up first is this hilarious joke…

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
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A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, “Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?” He says, “Why? Are my eyes bulging?”
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In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Ahhhh those are some really funny jokes for you! Now for a couple more before some really funny clips!

Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!
Doctor: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!

Did you hear about hte new French tank?
Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes foreward incase the enemy attacks from behind.

Where does the one legged waitress work?
The Ihop

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Damn

A blonde walked into a bar
OUCHH!!!

Funny jokes are more than just humor - they’re a way of life…

Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat.
Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, ‘Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!’
The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches.

Heres the really funny jokes clip I’ve got for you…

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