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Uncircumcised

Posted on April 13, 2010 by admin

Why are some men uncircumcised?

The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the infant.

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Woody Allen & Arnold Schwarzenegger

Posted on September 28, 2009 by admin

Movie Mogul 1: Hey, did you hear that Woody Allen and Arnold
Schwarzenegger are making a movie together?

Movie Mogul 2: Really? What’s it called?

Movie Mogul 1: Conan the Psychiatrist.

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The Pirate

Posted on February 4, 2007 by admin

The Pirate

A fellow stops by his favorite bar one afternoon for a few drinks� after a couple of drinks he sees a pirate sitting at the other end of the bar, peg leg, patch over one eye, hook. He moves next to the pirate and asks, �Are you a real pirate�?
�Aye, that I am matey�, replies the pirate.

�How did you lose your leg�, the fellow asked. The pirate replied, �I was about to board a Man-O-War I was, when she fired a broadside and a cannon ball took me leg off it did�.

�Oh my, that�s horrible, how did you lose your hand�, said the fellow, looking at the hook replacing the right hand. The pirate held the hook up and said,�I was swinging over to a ship with me cutlass in me teeth, when a fellow cut off me hand with his sword, he did.

�Oh my�, said the fellow. �How did you lose your eye�, he asked. �I was ashore one day and as I looked up a seagull shit right in me eye, he did�, replied the pirate. �And that put your eye out�, asked the fellow�
�NO�, replied the pirate, �IT WAS THE FIRST DAY WITH ME NEW HOOK IT WAS�.

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The Wish…..

Posted on May 30, 2008 by admin

There was this boy that lived with his mother.

One night the boy woke up and went to the restroom and on his way he passed his mothers room and looked in and saw his mom rubbing her breasts and saying” I NEED A MAN”. Then he went to bed.

The next night the same thing happened, she was there rubbing her breasts and saying”I NEED A MAN”.

On the third night the woman had a man in bed with her when the son looked in.

Right away the boy went to his room and stood in front of the mirror rubbing hiself and saying….I NEED A BIKE”……….

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Estaba un paisano platicando con

Posted on May 9, 2008 by admin

Estaba un paisano platicando con su novia. En eso, se fija que la mujer tiene los dedos de los pies demasiado abiertos. Curioso le pregunta:

“Oye, Mar�a, �por qu� tienes as� los dedos?”

“Es que cuando era ni�a, �ramos demasiado ‘probes’ y como no ten�a para guaraches, de tanto caminar en el lodo se me hicieron as�”.

“�Ah, s�? Y tambi�n te sentabas mucho en el lodo, �verdad?”

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