Really Funny Jokes

Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?

From eating with forks.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juicy!
Juicy who!
Juicy what I just saw!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Julia!
Julia who!
Julia want to come in!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Julia!
Julia who!
Julia want some milk and cookies!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Julie!
Julie who!
Julie you door unlocked?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juliet!
Juliet who!
Juliet me in or not!

” Hire a teenage while they still know everything,”

Thank you for calling Soviet Embassy. No KG… Um, I mean… Um, no “diplomats” are able to answer phone, so at sound of capitalist tone, leave name, telephone number, and short description of secrets you wish to sell.

Freudian virus: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.